2007-05-27 [Caramela]: probably would be the same at a job interview..make's me wonder do you have turrets?!

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: O.o 'turrents'? o.O - aren't they used in war for a lookout thingy

2007-05-27 [Caramela]: methinks so 0.o Google it xD!

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: kk

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: For the modern day military usage of the term turret see, see gun turret.

2007-05-27 [Caramela]: LOL that didnt take long >_>

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: It is called turret as in gun turret's dah and the last job I had my boss wound up in the hospital and I got a hefty nothing happen to me exept a couple of month's in a patted room I pleated insanity and it held up in court because of what it say's on my paper's from a shrink

2007-05-27 [Caramela]: right...so you must be...crazy that explains it all.

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: God even I know what that is I don't have to google to find that out

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: No just psycho explosive if you want to know what that is why not have [DRACE]Y-POO there google it for you HAHA

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: [dragonus] I realy wish you would stop coming on to me, I like girls, not guys and deffently NOT YOU [dragonus]

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: Sorry [DRACE] First of all I am not gay and secondly I am taken so just go fuck your self FAGIT FUCK

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: you are the one that called me [DRACE]Y-POO

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: I was being a wise ass cause it was funny when you kept getting called it by that other person and yes I remember thaught it was funny

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: uhuh we all know you have a deep desire to see my furry ass [dragonus] you should really stop denying it

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: sorry not a fag like you fat ass now just shut the fuck up

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: no I won't shut up [dragonus] and I am not a fag

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: Well let's see your alway's talking about guy's touching your ass like you want them to so I would say you are a fag why denie what you are [fag[fag[fag[fag YOU ARE

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: [dragonus] this is usaly where I would say grow up, but to someone like you, that won't happen, you are homiphobic, a poor liar, a stalker and you have all the wit of rat after it walks into heavy traffic and becomes inbedded into the road

2007-05-27 [Caramela]: lmfao i liked the furry ass comment xD quite creative :p

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: heh thanks, but unfortunently its the truth >.< I got a furry ass >.<

2007-05-27 [Rosy™]: Well, that's oaky. And at least you're okay enough to joke about yourself! It's a good thing. ^^

2007-05-27 [DRACE]: heh yer well what can I say, it keeps me warm in winter

2007-05-27 [dragonus]: Dam [DRACE] you got me so bored I fell asleep hehe

2007-05-28 [Rosy™]: Good. Make sure you stay asleep.

2007-05-28 [DRACE]: [dragonus] the spelling is damn, what you just said is dam as in holding back of water

2007-05-28 [Ultiem]: error the structure which does just that

2007-05-28 [DRACE]: *thinks about the days when [Ultiem] didn't talk much on wikis*

2007-05-28 [Ultiem]: *thinks about how many wikis i dont watch*

2007-05-28 [Rosy™]: *thinks about shiny fabrics*

2007-05-28 [Ultiem]: *fucks wife*

2007-05-28 [DRACE]: *tapes it and sells the footage on ebay*

2007-05-29 [Ultiem]: ebay is fun

2007-05-29 [RitoriMisu]: -fucks husband-

2007-05-29 [Ultiem]: WOOO now mind you drace she is lazy in bed. but demanding as fuck! hey kate i remember you wanted me to "FUCK THAT PUSSY!"

2007-05-29 [Ultiem]: yeah hold that thought SO who wants to be crew

2007-05-29 [RitoriMisu]: Calling all crew wannabes! We need badges! Unfortunatly our previous badger left us, and since we need to add many new titles, we might well need to go with an entirely different style of badge! (Again. >.<) Send your proposals to [RitoriMisu]'s pm box, and she will (I will?) compile them on a secret wiki for the Council to vote upon.

Thanks!

2007-05-29 [Ultiem]: know why? CAUSE YOU DO NOTHING!!! but thats ok you can be the village dick and ill be the sullen asshole this wiki speaks of

2007-05-29 [RitoriMisu]: o.O;;;

2007-05-29 [Ultiem]: not really any need so i apologise pssst you can stalk cheaters and ill hook you up

2007-05-29 [Ultiem]: wonderful!

2007-05-29 [Ultiem]: your choice lol

2007-05-30 [dragonus]: So what forum you boot me from :)

2007-05-31 [Rosy™]: *sings* If I had a hammerrr...

2007-06-01 [Ultiem]: hammer at suppertime

2007-06-01 [dragonus]: What a dumb song sing a good song for christ sakes

2007-06-01 [Rosy™]: Cows in the morning, cows in the morning, one two threee... up and at them, up and at them WITH A PICK.

2007-06-01 [dragonus]: where the hell you getting these song's from ??? I was actualy talking about a song like Godsmack:I Stand Alone / or something else like that

2007-06-01 [Rosy™]: That one's from Black Books. So's this one - I live with my mother. In a house. Sheee washes, III cook, and weee neverrr go out.
Godsmack, psssh. Bernard kicks Godsmack's arse anyday, bebe.

2007-06-01 [Ultiem]: yes god should smack you for being a shitty soul

2007-06-14 [Disenchanted with existence]: i like godsmack....

2007-06-14 [Ultiem]: GODSMACK *hits random person*

2007-06-14 [Ultiem]: she likes godsmack

2007-06-15 [Disenchanted with existence]: whats wrong with godsmack? lmao *pets [DRACE]s head*

2007-06-15 [Disenchanted with existence]: awe cute ^^

2008-12-11 [sunshine]: would i be the honor to volunteer here?

2008-12-11 [sunshine]: i should be a crew member n case

2009-04-08 [RitoriMisu]: Create an application. :)

2009-05-04 [Snap Dragon]: I added my application hope i meet the requirements ^_^

2009-05-04 [Ultiem]: See the Calling all volunteers section on Main

2009-05-04 [Snap Dragon]: thanks how you been ....

2009-05-04 [Ultiem]: bored tired, needing to change my sleeping schedual back to nights. C&C red alert 3 still pwns

2009-05-04 [Snap Dragon]: im haveing trouble sleeping too this is the month that my grandmother died and when i had my break down and my birthday my birthday never was a happy time...but you gotta move on cant let anything get in the way of living right?

2009-05-04 [Ultiem]: no garbage is worth being an inhibition

2009-05-04 [Snap Dragon]: hey instead of you and i being at odds why dont we try and be friends i really dont have any reason to not like you i mean im katie's cousin i love her like a sister and i know its hurts her to see us fighting so you want to be at least civil to eachother? i would love to...

2009-05-04 [Ultiem]: my policy is equal quality responce. means if you act rude to me i am allowed to be rude back. you are acting civil so must i

2009-05-04 [Echo]: Good. Fucking. Christ.

2009-05-04 [Snap Dragon]: ok...thanks i guess...how is everyone else today^_^

2009-05-05 [Echo]: Good, I'm wondering if more people will apply.

2009-05-05 [Snap Dragon]: who knows ppl talk about it but the thing is its a matter of wether or not they will put forth the effort and do it. alot of ppl wont apply because they dont want to go through the "hassel" of makeing a wiki to apply o.o its not hard to make a wiki

2009-05-05 [Echo]: Which is good because if you can't be bothered with something as easy as creating a wiki, then you'd be useless.

2009-05-05 [Snap Dragon]: yeah true i guess some people are just that lazy o.o at least it saves you guys time from wasting time with people that dont care and are lazy yeah?

2009-09-12 [Doll]: there should be a link on this wiki to a wiki with the crew members in it, so those applying can see who they are joining and also lost fakers can find the crew members.... Dungeon Masters, yeah?

2009-09-15 [CASPER]: I THINK I AM A VERY GOOD PERSON TO BE ON THE CREW DO TO THE FACT THAT I AM ALWAYS ON HERE MEETING NEW PEOPLE AND HAVE GREAT IDEAS FOR EVENTS AND CONTEST.I AM ALWAYS LETTING PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT FAKE AND TRYING TO GET PEOPLE ON HERE.

2009-09-15 [DeeJay™]: caps.. overload.. X_x  *shudders.. dies*

2009-09-15 [Echo]: My eyes are deaf.

2010-04-05 [Stephen]: Kekeke.

2010-04-06 [Doll]: ^_^'

2010-05-26 [The Vampire Lestat]: I dont want to apply but I need some major help and noone is answering me on the help wiki's... could a team member message me please?

2010-05-26 [RitoriMisu]: I used to be a team member - what's the digs?

2010-05-26 [The Vampire Lestat]: lol well I have decided I might apply for the crew, but also, I am trying something I have never done before, how do I upload a whole file of pictures to a wiki? I zipped the file, and went to upload, but it sat for a hour and didt uplaod...

2010-05-27 [RitoriMisu]: Some browsers have an issue with large files - which browser are you using?

2010-05-27 [The Vampire Lestat]: Firefox

2010-05-31 [RitoriMisu]: Hm. Might want to run a speed test on your net, then, like with Speak Easy. (That's browser based.)

2010-05-31 [The Vampire Lestat]: yeah it was a bad zip anyways it kept sayin it wasnt a picture file but the only things I put in the zip was pictures.

2010-06-19 [DRACE]: Hmmm... thats one thing I know will never be allowed for me... stupid people in power... I make a few compaints and I can't apply, pffft.

2010-07-15 [Arctic Knight]: I have applied...just wondering but how long does it usually take for someone to look at it so I get a roundabout time frame to expect a possible message?

2010-07-16 [Snap Dragon]: Hey cousin hows you?

2010-07-16 [Bat Zaddy]: It just really depends on the active staff.

2010-07-16 [Snap Dragon]: yupup

2010-07-16 [Arctic Knight]: Thank you Nikolas

2010-07-17 [Bat Zaddy]: Don't mention it. :] Hahaha.

2010-07-17 [Arctic Knight]: *zipps lips*

2010-07-18 [Snap Dragon]: how you been nik i havent heard from you in ages

2010-07-18 [Bat Zaddy]: I'm good, thanks for asking. Oh, I've only been popping on here momentarily recently ... there's never any activity on this site ... or at least, there's isn't much. But I digress, I've been good. How about yourself?

2010-07-18 [Snap Dragon]: i been good and i admit there isnt much going on here except for the cyber bullying and drama but its ignoreable.its gotten so hot on the east coast x.x hope your haveing a good summer

2010-07-18 [Arctic Knight]: Hey Nikolas...just curious but how long ago did you apply for crew?

2010-07-19 [Bat Zaddy]: How long ago... around January.

2010-07-19 [Snap Dragon]: so hows va on your end...here..its boreing as allways

2010-07-19 [Arctic Knight]: Oh okay...so you have been waiting a while then.

2010-07-19 [Bat Zaddy]: Well, I got that magical "Staff in Training" thing.

2010-07-20 [Arctic Knight]: Ooo...so you might be crew soon anyways.

2010-07-20 [Snap Dragon]: i didnt think i should be on crew do to the fact im related to Katie and shes a guard i didnt want ppl thinking that there was any favoritizim

2010-07-20 [Bat Zaddy]: Who knows! I'd say a good 80% of them aren't active ... and those that are, aren't on for days at a time.

Eh, who gives a shit about favoritism. This site needs more active people to help out.

2010-07-21 [Arctic Knight]: *hands go straight up* I'm on almost every day...sometimes multiple times a day.

2010-07-21 [Snap Dragon]: besides jimmy has gone to cop schol so what better for a trained cop be a fake gurad i just dont have time or petience for guarding i am on all te time but i have a hair trigger temper im fine with being a fake coucil police sargent

2010-07-21 [Arctic Knight]: I have not...I have no cop training whatsoever.

2010-07-21 [Snap Dragon]: you whent to college in KY to be a state trooper or somthing

2010-07-21 [Arctic Knight]: Just cuz I went to college in KY to be a trooper does not mean I was in law enforcement classes.

2010-07-21 [Snap Dragon]: well you have a good understanding for it hope you get in to crew

2010-07-21 [Arctic Knight]: As do I..thank you

2010-09-01 [Ultiem]: WHO WANTS TO BE IN CREW!!!

2010-09-01 [Arctic Knight]: *waves hand* I would love to be in crew [Ultiem] but that's me.

2010-09-01 [Arctic Knight]: *points at Ri* I vote for her.

2010-09-01 [Ultiem]: well if you wanna be in crew please pay attention to the calender notification on main.

gotta have volunteer badge

2010-09-01 [Arctic Knight]: I have [Ultiem] and still working on that one. [Ri] has a decent wiki suggestion for Fake...it's worth looking into.

2010-10-06 [Ultiem]: i have made a wiki that explains how to get every badge on fake

2010-10-06 [Tr!X*]: link it...? :P <3

2010-10-06 [Ultiem]: guide to the badge

2011-01-18 [CASPER]: I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY FOR FAKE CREW.HOW DO I GO ABOUT DOING THAT.

2011-02-02 [Tr!X*]: good luck xD

2011-09-01 [Echo]: The instructions are on this page. You need to read them if you are interested.

2011-09-11 [CASPER]: what positions are open for the crew

2011-09-12 [Echo]: There are no open positions. You add an application and it is reviewed. If an opening does appear, your application will be considered.

2012-04-24 [Ruprecht Romanova]: You're still a guard here, Echo? Thought you'd've quit this shit (again) by now for whatever it is you do when you're not photoshopping pics.

Remember when you left a while back? There was an opening then. Did someone from the applicant list get your position, and if so, why are you a guard again without having to reapply and wait your turn like everyone else? That's only fair.

I don't quite understand why, if the application list is as long as it is, you got your vacated guard status back upon return. 

Seems REALLY unfair when so many have been waiting for so long, just as it seems you don't exactly take being a guard as a priority AND you also abuse your authority - and I know that from how you behave as a guard to me when you were outright stalking me to steal my pics off my page as "too graphically violent" when other members here have even more violent, bloody, gory pics than mine up that you're not even bothering to notice or do anything about. I had to point them out to you, to force you to be fair and do what you already know you should be doing....you know, because that's one of your duties as guard - not mine, as I know you are well aware.

What the fuck. You were singling me out, while letting others do exactly what you said I can't do. I had to do your job for you, and search through Fake for these "too graphic or violent pics" myself and link them to you before you did anything about it, but you were right on my ass the second I put something up. I had to tell you, a guard, to leave me alone and stop harassing me. That's fucked up and should never have happened.

As I told you once before - If that's the best you can do, you don't deserve to be a guard, and if that's not the best you can do, then you definitely don't deserve to be a guard.

Maybe someone else who has been patiently waiting on the applicant list should have gotten a fair chance before you, because I don't think giving back guard status to someone who left because she doesn't really care about Fake (and abuses her authority to pick on certain people) is even remotely fair in any way, shape, or form...especially when the returned person granted guard status when they finally come back acts like the people they're getting reports about for misconduct or abuse.

2012-04-24 [Ruprecht Romanova]: And no, the answer is not to tell me to "leave Fake and go somewheres else"...the answer is "do your job right and be fair to everyone as you are supposed to, or step down and let someone else who will do it right have the job."

2012-04-27 [Tr!X*]: to be fair, half the applicants list don't even use fake, anymore :3 i think me and nik are the only consistent regulars on here 24/7...

2012-04-28 [Sammie h]: And me when I can. :)

2012-04-29 [Bat Zaddy]: Hah, true and true.

2012-04-29 [Sammie h]: I would love to help on here, I have done on most sites x

2012-06-06 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I see your point, and speaking of "fair": whether the list is half-populated with vacaters or not, it's still only "fair" to respect that there IS a list of people who have been patiently waiting their chance, and for the one I am referring to to have to wait in turn behind the others when she'd left her post for elsewhere, especially when she waltzed out amidst grandiose claims of being ever so much better than all of the rest of us "Faketards." Her actual word at the time. 

I know, I'm apparently the only person who actually cares about "fair" anymore, but that's why I speak out for it. I'd've rather seen either you or Nik get a chance than have to tolerate watching a deserter who insulted the people she's supposed to guard over just step back in unfairly - because she clearly has so very much respect for the post and cares so very much about those she's meant to guard, natch.

What a fucking JOKE. Bitch is *still* insulting the regulars she should be mature enough to guard over without injecting her own personal opinion of how much she thinks we suck. And her stalking me? She abused her authority to persecute a member. That should have relieved her of her post permanently right there. 

2012-06-06 [The Doctor]: Speaking of which, I updated my application.

2012-06-06 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I wish you the best of luck.

2012-06-22 [Sammie h]: Confused, usually people who have been accepted go onto the accepted list and not taken off

2012-06-22 [Loki]: i sent you the reason why your not on the council yet

2012-06-22 [Sammie h]: But I thought this would of been accepted as a volunteer

2012-06-22 [Loki]: well this is only for the council members at the moment once after a short period of time then you will be put on here and council if you prove your self worthy enough like i said i am giving people who want to help a trial run and if they do good work then they will get accepted but if not they will remain in training or be demoted 

2012-08-11 [CASPER]: it is time for some changes to the site ?

2012-08-11 [Loki]: There have been but were in the process of more

2012-12-26 [Stephen]: Quid for Crew is an empty page. :P

2012-12-27 [Tr!X*]: why is zero still on the council list? anyone...? using initiative... clarification someone? :]

2012-12-27 [Stephen]: Unless you see something I do not, on the page Council he's not listed.

He's listed as accepted here, because he was accepted and reading accepted applications gives those who are applying some idea how their application should look. x3



... although, since his application isn't listed that's kind of moot. *fixes*

2012-12-27 [Stephen]: There, now it lists applications instead of names. I couldn't find [Loki]'s app, so I just removed his name. :P

2012-12-28 [Loki]: txh

2012-12-28 [Stephen]: [Loki]: I saw that [Virgin Slut] had personally added you upon direct request, so I'm not sure if you ever had an application. If you did, however, feel free to list it under accepted. (:

2012-12-28 [Loki]: it was for guard a long time ago but I asked if I donated could I try to help with the council because at the time he was the only active member when he was on, so I added a few people who had there apps in for a long time.

2012-12-28 [Stephen]: Ahh. (:

2012-12-29 [Loki]: was a wiki boss witch i liked doing but someone changed my priv and then was voted out of council

2012-12-29 [Stephen]: Hm.
Well, if you were a wikiboss then only one of the Guards or [Virgin Slut] could have changed your privs, and since they're the ones who enforce rules, I'm sure there was some reason.

I wasn't around though, so I can't say for sure.

2012-12-30 [Stephen]: Sometimes it's best to keep Council affairs inside the Council forum. ;o)

Although, since it was brought up... clicky, Council members. [4732 (Unknown or private posting)]

2012-12-31 [Loki]: i had asked virgin slut about it he said he didnt know and i dont think there were any guards around back then so i dont know

2012-12-31 [Stephen]: =P

2012-12-31 [Sammie h]: [Stephen] you have done a good Job on here and it looks a lot better now, we should think of a new design for the badges like a triangle as u can make them look nice with women and men in them as well as putting words in them. x

2013-01-01 [Loki]: there have been new badges if you look what ultum did

2013-01-01 [Stephen]: Thank you, Sammie.

Changing badges is a pretty big effort, and right now it's something that might be too difficult to do with so few people who can give out badges. Also, as Zero pointed out, some new badges have been made already.

2013-01-01 [Sammie h]: Well as you know, I know how to hand out badges and if you will need a hand with that then have a word with the right people and I will do this for you x

2013-01-01 [Stephen]: (:
Thank you Sammie, but as I previously discussed with you, right now I don't think jumping headlong in and making changes like that would be a good idea.

2013-01-01 [Sammie h]: Yeah I understand that as you have to earn the trust and prove you are wanting to put the effort in to make the website a better place.

2013-01-01 [Stephen]: Yuppers. (:

2013-01-01 [Sammie h]: So what can I do? X

2013-01-01 [Stephen]: As of now?
I don't know, I'm just one of the Guards, I'm not even an official Council member. (;

You should ask them, but don't be overboard and annoying about it. Remember on Elfpack, when you hounded everyone we ignored you, and when you relaxed and let us get things organized, we gave you a chance. :3

2013-01-02 [Sammie h]: Yep and earnt your trust well I will just wait and see. X

2013-01-02 [Ultiem]: Around here since there is no official "site boss" the Council chooses who to bring in based on work load and experience. If we think you are worth a shot we then assign you to one of us so we can get a feel for your capabilities 2 good remarks and we let you stay. Simple as that.

2013-01-02 [Sammie h]: I love that saying. Well I do help on other heddate sites like an elfpack volunteer and take care of the awards and trophys, also on the cathug council x

2013-01-14 [Beautiful Darkness]: how do i sign up?

2013-01-14 [Dreams of a savage nature]: scroll up a little but, and you will see "Put applications here, at the end of the list" -- just do the format you see above. your name, and then make a wiki and enter your application there. :-)

2013-01-17 [RitoriMisu]: Sammieh, I am currently working in a large scale overhaul of the graphics site wide. I can let you know when I am ready for help, if you would like.

2013-01-17 [Sammie h]: Yeah that is fine with me.


Just let me know when, can you pm me on what I will need to do now so I will know when and if my skills meet the work needing to be done? X

2013-01-19 [RitoriMisu]: Well, as of right now I think the biggest help would be setting up a blank graphic contest wiki template...

2013-01-19 [Sammie h]: Well if you mean a template using HTML then I can do that now x

2013-01-19 [CASPER]: I want to apply for the crew.i got a lot of ideas and am on here quite often.

2013-01-19 [Sammie h]: You need to do a wiki application like everyone else, if you like I could give you a hand on what you need to do and advice what you need to put? X

2013-01-20 [RitoriMisu]: The pseudo html, yes.

2013-01-20 [Sammie h]: Well when you need it let me know and send me the dividers to

2013-01-20 [Sammie h]: I said divider. X

2013-01-21 [CASPER]: Sure Hun

2013-01-21 [RitoriMisu]: Asap, and pretty much just figure something out for dividers - use horizontal rules for now if you have to.

2013-03-07 [Ultiem]: Slut of the week needs an operator! Any apps submit your credentials!

2013-03-12 [Sammie h]: I would but nobody got a bit of trust in me, though [Stephen] knows what I'm good at and what I do. :)

2013-03-24 [Dreams of a savage nature]: Members: I have removed my bid for crew. I am not leaving Fake, but some things have changed in my life and I have to focus on moving and setting some things up, and my time on Fake may grow too sporadic (temporarily) to fulfill any duties. It's best for me to remove my bid. I have too much respect for Fake, than to half ass a crew job. <3 <3 <3

2013-12-22 [Stephen]: [Sammie h]; I do indeed know you're capable of working well. However, it's not me you need to prove it to. You worked your way up on Elfpack through effort and showing us you can do things - just do the same here!

2014-02-01 [NerdyGothCurves]: y did it say there was a change on this page but i dont see one? lol

2014-02-01 [Sammie h]: There was a little chang, my Date Changed next to my Application x

2014-02-01 [NerdyGothCurves]: ah ok lol

2014-02-01 [Sammie h]: Ha Ha, did you click View Diff?

2014-02-01 [NerdyGothCurves]: nope. dont see the button

2014-02-01 [Sammie h]: Where it says version, it should say below that, View Diff.

2014-02-01 [NerdyGothCurves]: found it. ok i got it now lol

2014-02-01 [Sammie h]: Lol. x

2014-02-10 [NerdyGothCurves]: what happened to the page O.O everything that was clickable isnt now

2014-02-10 [Sammie h]: Nothing, I think it maybe what device you are using? x

2014-02-10 [NerdyGothCurves]: pc

2014-02-10 [Sammie h]: hmm it works fine for me?

2014-02-10 [NerdyGothCurves]: it shows nothing is clickable lol

2014-07-30 [Nekko Fox]: Boom

2014-07-30 [Caramela]: o.o

2015-05-18 [Sammie h]: Can I take mattys app off please.

2015-05-18 [Tr!X*]: Why...

2015-05-18 [Sammie h]: Well he's not erm.... Just ask [Stephen] he knows

2015-05-18 [The Doctor]: Done